I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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