Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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