im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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