Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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