wrigley field is MILF paradise
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Randomize
