her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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