So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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