This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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