we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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