I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Shame - the story of my life.
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