With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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