people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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