Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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