Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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