there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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