I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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