If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
A+ Viking dick
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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