Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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