Christians are straight up FREAKS
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
