I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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