I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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