idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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