I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So many bounce houses so little time
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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