The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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