check it out our google latitudes are spooning
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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