Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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