I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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