He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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