I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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