Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
