I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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