yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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