i think i have herpe
just one?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
