we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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