Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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