So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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