do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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