Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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