We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize