We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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