My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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