If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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