pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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