So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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