Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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