so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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