Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I need water and some morals
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