Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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