I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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