how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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