im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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