Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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