But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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