How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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