maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
