it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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